"I yam pehrfect comfurtabully een zees. vhy must I change?
Vhy must I vear a black tie? Zee bluh breengs out zee vaxiness of my hair. And eets hart enuff to bent my elboes.
Vhy's eet got to bee black, duhde?"
Oh now zees are zee shuhs zat hafe been made for zee valking . . .
